Non-Jews are for practice
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
How does one acquire holy water?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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