How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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