You just made me feel so damn special
Pappa wants mamma naked
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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