Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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