Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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