So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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