D3 body, D1 cock
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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