It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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