she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
