All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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