so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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