how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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