Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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