So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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