where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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