no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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