five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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