Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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