Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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