A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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