check it out our google latitudes are spooning
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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