I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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