sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
