I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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