If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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