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I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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