You really coming over, don't trick.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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