Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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