She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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