if i can run in heels then i can drive
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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