I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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