my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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