I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She announced her abortion via fbk
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
