id be glad to
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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