that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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