never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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