She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Rumble strips road head = magical
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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