I love black thongs
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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