Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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