So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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