This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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