Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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