she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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50% drunk capacity currently
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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