drunk tastebuds have low standards.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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