: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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