yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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