I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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