Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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