the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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