Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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