Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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