drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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