babies were throwing up all over the place
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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