so that wasnt chicken after all
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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